Verizon Fires Native American Chef!!!!!!!

July 2nd, 2008
News Via Football Vacation
hello my name is Bob LaDue

I am currently working on a “covers” album with no working album title.

Hits included will reflect the values of Devin S., Kool Keith, Kid Ill, Scott Walker, and much much much much much many mo’. The album is not almost finished. So hold on.

Other projects that have begun and not yet been completed include:

THE ATOMISK RECORDS ELTON JO(H)N COMPILATION TRIPLE TRIBUTE

the ‘ol TFPP stuff (secret project with utilized public accesses)

The awful Ulch and His torture balloons record.

The naked face CD (will never be finished)

Ixtli Sexion III (no reason this shouldn’t be finished)

1erFF0000eidolon (a continued project)

the divention album (will never be finished, but a bastard might get thrown up on some occasion.)

The Power Hour DVD (please…..call me back, Max Winston)

and so much more.

I am teaching at Ultra#2 in Thousand Oaks this summer. I have not yet seen an oak tree here. I am training youths on such programs as Multimedia Fusion 2, and Adobe Everything, etc. etc. These unripened humans learn the dull art of Video Game Creation and Web Design. What up!!! I been 2 like a thousand-hundro high-classed parTAYZZZ that require blang and limos. U don’t never afford them shitz, you don’t have enough money for them. My dog Heidi (a supple old golden retriver) will most likely receive the ‘ol “put down” later this week. Slip me a spill thrill for her if you dare (just do it anywhere).

I am dating a sweet young one named S.D.W. She can be found live at the show this thursday in Silverlake. I heard Beck’s new CD is Cool. I heard Otto Von Shirach’s CD is Cool. ZACH HILL is coming out with a new album soon. Zach hill is lucky because he is the fastest drummer in the world and he is also “craze”. Wake (matt hettich) is having an album in the fall entitled “the future of girlfriends”. Catalog records is gearing up to release their 3rd compilation this year. I hope that they include RCL destroyer’s track, but we’ll see if they do or not……..let’s see what here?

For all the for being awesome, I don’t feel like they are that they because the .int. of their .ric. systems is a lot. Also, If you’ve listened to Horatiu Radelescu and were bored, listen again.

Scott Walker does a duet with Billy Ocean (”get out of my dreams, and into my car) on the CD “Climate of Hunter”

I’ve got some ideas for “suprises” that will unfortunately only be valuable to those with PCs

More to come.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One Response to “Verizon Fires Native American Chef!!!!!!!”

  1. Richard Says:

    Rădulescu makes the win!

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