Fourth of July.

America.

Freedom.

Sometimes you’ve gotta grab that bald eagle by the horns, grab it down, look it straight in the eye, and declare, “I AM AN AMERICAN, DAMN IT!  AND I DESERVE THE BEST.  I DESERVE IT ALL!”

Rockets’ Red Glare: Freedom Edition (mp3)

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