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Horsie Art!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we hear there is a laschmoo in town

airship rocketship performs at MOCA tonight

there is a cheap guitar on the line

but free beer

8pm show

it’s on 125th st, east off 95

I made a flash viewer for super-blown-up jpegs taken from my Hello Kitty camera and my new underwater digital camera. You might find yourself in a few. Also, they might take forever to load.

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#2. Have good taste in clothing: Be modest in clothing and avoid clothing of bad taste. Extremely low necklines, too short skirts, belly-bearing tops and revealing clothing can make a girl look like she does not respect her body and herself. Shirts with inappropriate sayings, logos or sexual innuendos can make a girl look like she’s desperate for attention. Classy ladies are not desperate for attention.

#6. Behave. It’s fun to be in a party and dance a lot, but that’s not always classy behavior. If you’re at a party, the classy behavior is to socialize, but speak calmly, not monopolizing all the attention. Keep drinking minimal and in your tolerance level. Drunk ladies are not classy ladies.

#9. Smile. Classy people are friendly people, those who always brighten their faces with a smile. It’s an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

To view all the steps to be a classy lady:  How to Be a Classy Girl

Or for the gentlemen in the crowd:  How to Be Classy

Fantastic Pomegranates presents the club banger anthem of the summer, “Fertilizing Invaders”!!1!

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In a bit of serious news, the imposing drummer of Airship Rocketship, Mr. Richard Hargett, was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor.  He is in very good spirits and the outlook is positive.  Chemotherapy and radiation treatments begin soon.  He gave me some fun pictures to pass along to the interwebs – here are a couple!

this is his shunt – it’s a little tube that draws fluid from his brain into his stomach.  impressive!!

i think the tumor is right there in the middle.

anyway, please wish Richard well.  He’s been a real trooper about all of this, and it’s all been going well so far.  We’ve made an awful lot of tumor jokes.  His drumming this week was impressive – it sounded better than the rest of us, and we don’t have cancer.  It was good to hear him hitting things again.

Think positive!  Come see us on Friday at Vagabond.