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Archive for September, 2008
Things I Regret Not Telling My Late Wife, Celeste
1. Even if I averaged, per night, 7.2 dreams, and dreamed for a thousand years, I would never dream up someone as magical and wonderful as you.
2. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
3. Sorry about last night with Heather.
4. You are the reason I weld ultrafine-grained steel.
5. How do you configure the universal remote to our television?
6. You make me happy when skies are gray.
7. Sorry about last night with Heather (different night, different Heather).
8. The green tupperware contains pasta with clam sauce.
9. You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you.
10. The yellow tupperware contains pasta with strychnine (technically, this was said, but admittedly far, far too late).
11. Please don’t take my sunshine away.
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Headquarters
On the map.
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In case you hadn’t already heard, Sweat Records was busted into last night.
Many things were thieved.
They’re accepting donations via PayPal.
As the czar of the Atomisk Department of Philanthropy, I have set an example by donating money. You should too.
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Wheat Thins
The most important thing about a cracker, when paired with cheese, is the structural integrity relative to the throughput of its dairy-based compatriot. Wheat Thins, for the uninitiated, are a popular baked snack cracker found in North America and distributed by Nabisco, a subsidiary of Kraft Foods Global Inc.
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About 10 months ago, I did the opening score to an ESPN HD fishing show, Big Game Fishing the World with Captain Norm Issacs.
Here is that opening segment.
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