michael jackson

I have a new band that plays only uB3r L33t Br34k5.  We are looking for a band name and we need help. Help us, atomisk recordss!!  here are some starter ideas that I have:

The H1N1’s
N00b Gentrification Cumsickle
The Low Cholesterol Upper 300’s
Mills on Meals on-on Wills
Copper Flavored Bullshit
Water Reservoir Misses Ms. California
Fuck of They Killed
Jimmy Dean Martin Short Circuit II
Mothers Against Driving Mutually Assured Destruction  (M.A.D.M.A.D.)
The Roger Thomas
Sweety Dugs
The Red Book Her Ditch Club
Rum Burglary
Teat Shot Mezzanine Living Contest
Seal Fuckn’ Thongs 
Leadership, Sportsmanship
Multi-Denominational, the French Pattern
Eat Effort and Local Food
Conscious Adult
If it Hurts, Don’t Ever Dance Again
Seventeen N.I.T.R.O. (Not important to rehearse-o)
I’m No Top
My Cookie is Our Spider
Mom’s Kids
Volcano Larva
Apple Shit
Andominale Trusts
Good Rodgering Fear
Rabbit Attack For Years of Honor

#1 Mothers and Mothers against drunked Destruction

#2  James Dean Martin Short Film Contestants

#3 Kill Soith Beat Dead 

ANR – Birthday(Panic Bomber’s “Love Me Rough” Mix)

This Saturday the most best deranged outfit of loud sloppy rock that Miami is gonna miss is playing at Sweat Records for their last show ever since Thunder is moving to a white place on top of the US to study notes. It’s no accident that this month Friday the 13th falls on a Saturday, the Saturday that they are scheduled to play. I heard someone say that “Sweat doesn’t know what they are getting into with this show.” I don’t necessarily believe that to be the case or not.

-D. Sirianni

things more appropriately sized, relative importance, etc

new band – joe rehmer, devin smith, rainer davies, mike mcginnis, patrick hart, and the inimitable vocal stylings of miss amy cohen.

flyer by kristin fulscher.  come visit this saturday!  shh, it’s sleeping.

We’d still be playing on a daily basis were it not for Canada

NewTimes’ Best of 2009: New Electronica Artist