Band Name Brainstorm Help!!!

Posted by DDB on June 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Filed Under: bling

I have a new band that plays only uB3r L33t Br34k5.  We are looking for a band name and we need help. Help us, atomisk recordss!!  here are some starter ideas that I have:

The H1N1’s
N00b Gentrification Cumsickle
The Low Cholesterol Upper 300’s
Mills on Meals on-on Wills
Copper Flavored Bullshit
Water Reservoir Misses Ms. California
Fuck of They Killed
Jimmy Dean Martin Short Circuit II
Mothers Against Driving Mutually Assured Destruction  (M.A.D.M.A.D.)
The Roger Thomas
Sweety Dugs
The Red Book Her Ditch Club
Rum Burglary
Teat Shot Mezzanine Living Contest
Seal Fuckn’ Thongs 
Leadership, Sportsmanship
Multi-Denominational, the French Pattern
Eat Effort and Local Food
Conscious Adult
If it Hurts, Don’t Ever Dance Again
Seventeen N.I.T.R.O. (Not important to rehearse-o)
I’m No Top
My Cookie is Our Spider
Mom’s Kids
Volcano Larva
Apple Shit
Andominale Trusts
Good Rodgering Fear
Rabbit Attack For Years of Honor

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113 Responses to “Band Name Brainstorm Help!!!”

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