don’t do drugs….. don’t drag race

DRUNKEN STONER SEEKS KUNG FU MASTER

me: 
37 yrs old 
white male 
5′10 
295 lbs 
strong like bull, smrt like focks 
atheist 
i’m poor and i live with my mom. i enjoy posting on the internet. 
yeah i’m a drunken fat ass, but it’s nothing that vigorous martial arts training can’t take care of. i like weed, FZ, the Ween, and the Toronto Maple Leafs. 
you: 
female of undetermined age and race 
5′-6′ tall 
kung fu master (multiple disciplines preferred) 
preferrably non-religious – Buddhist/Taoist/Boognishist = okay 
no habs/sens fans; in fact, it would make things a lot easier if you also loved the Leafs 
give me a minute or two to clear out my inbox..

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At 3:20 of this video

One of the following is happening

1. Lady Gaga is imitating autotune artifacts in her actual vibrato
2. There is live autotuning occurring and the tracking is going haywire

I’ve listened to this about thirty times now, and I believe she’s doing it herself. However, it sounds fucking weird and could just as easily be digital.

Debate below.

Laughing all the way to the dicktouch.

New music.

For the first (and perhaps last) time ever, Panic Bomber will be accompanied by live trumpet provided by

PANTX TURNPIPES!!!

Trumpetronica?

PS 14.  Friday.