Congratulations to Matt Hettich for that stunning win on the Band Name Brainstorm Contest!!!  Matt posted the 100th band-name “Meg Ryans Dick” ; A Really Fantastic Photo Realistic Finish!!!!!  Matt will spend an all expense paid trip to the beautifully land of XXX where he will visit XXX’s old friends and get lucky with spinning the wheels!!!!!!   We also taked a break and baked this wake cake; it ain’t no rake, and it ain’t no fake, It’s so big that it’s bigger than a lake.  And He books more shows at Redcat than Aaron Drake, So give it up to wake for heaven’s sake, He’s hella good @ Quake and he’s friends with Jake.   His music is so good it’ll not give you an earache, his car has unleaded fuel on the intake, But just be carefull he ain’t no queer on the uptake,  he eats fucking duct tape, and meats lucky shitake casserole plates……