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	<title>-ATOMISK **305** BLOG SMACKDOWN- &#187; Matt</title>
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		<title>From the purchased-in-bulk bristol boards of Atomisk Comics</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2010/01/06/from-the-purchased-in-bulk-bristol-boards-of-atomisk-comics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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The Lewis and Clark Quasi-Weekly, currently running bi-weekly at isgreaterthan.net.
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		<title>The accountant was no friend of mine</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/07/01/the-accountant-was-no-friend-of-mine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Accountant live at Sweat Records, Feb. 7 2009.
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		<title>Rock and Roll or Die or Gain Meaningful Employment and Raise a Family of Four Tour 2k9</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/05/18/rock-and-roll-or-die-or-gain-meaningful-employment-and-raise-a-family-of-four-tour-2k9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 17:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dawn of a new era]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Your one-stop shot for all the latest financial news: http://vangloriamusic.blogspot.com/

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		<title>From the dust-covered presses of Atomisk Books</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/05/13/from-the-dust-covered-presses-of-atomisk-books/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2009/05/13/from-the-dust-covered-presses-of-atomisk-books/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 14:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[awkward promotion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Special Alert to Team Atomisk: if you come Saturday, be apprised that Sweat Records still has no air conditioning. We recommend either bringing any personal oscillating fans you can get your hands on (as well as extension cords/power strips), or erotically rubbing ice cubes all over your bare skin for the duration of the show. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The warm, pledge drive-funded glow of public television</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/04/24/the-warm-pledge-drive-funded-glow-of-public-television/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2009/04/24/the-warm-pledge-drive-funded-glow-of-public-television/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever can spot all the Atomisk artists featured in this video wins a bust of noted orator William Jennings Bryan made out of semi-dark chocolate.

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		<title>Knowing Your Target Demographic Is Key to Brand Development</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/03/31/knowing-your-target-demographic-is-key-to-brand-development/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2009/03/31/knowing-your-target-demographic-is-key-to-brand-development/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bling]]></category>

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Interview #11.
 Three months of handshakes, corporate parks, ergonomic chairs, fluorescent lighting, and white men in suits informing me I should hear back from them in seven to ten business days, and I’m no closer to the promised land of meaningful full-time employment. More specifically, I am in the office of a short, squat, balding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ex-President</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/03/11/the-ex-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bling]]></category>

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An excerpt from a new story which will be read at the Wallflower Gallery on Saturday, March 14th from 9-9:30 PM:
The Ex-President’s own wife entertains the CEOs and their children and spouses near the Polynesian statuary, where the bare-chested and shell-breasted caterers hover with silver plates of deviled eggs, crab canapés, mini quiche. Occasionally the male caterers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lotto</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2009/01/08/the-lotto/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[gambling]]></category>

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Times were lean, my baby’s daddy left me for the girl who processed our application for food stamps, so I got a job with the Human Lotto. I produced the necessary photo identification, the proof of employment eligibility; provided my Social Security Number; filled out the W-4 form; and they tattooed the twelve numbers on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Cards from the Economic Collapse</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/12/10/christmas-cards-from-the-economic-collapse/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/12/10/christmas-cards-from-the-economic-collapse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>It&#8217;s a boy!!!!</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/12/01/its-a-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/12/01/its-a-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[!!!free music!!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bling]]></category>

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van*gloria are proud to announce the birth of their second album, Bluebird, born December 1st, 2008 at 10:30 AM weighing 15 grams and measuring 5.5 inches wide by 5.75 inches long after an interminable two year pregnancy.
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		<title>The Accountant</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/11/22/the-accountant/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/11/22/the-accountant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inauspicious]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://atomisk.com/?p=201</guid>
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When I was five years old, I was convinced that an accountant lived beneath my bed. I could not see him, but could hear him, the moment the lights went out: “Mathilde,” he whispered. “Two copies of the income statement for the third fiscal quarter.”
Who is Mathilde?  I thought, trembling. And: What is a fiscal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Outsourcing</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/11/05/outsourcing/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/11/05/outsourcing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dawn of a new era]]></category>

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The whole parenting thing wasn’t working out, so Darlene and I decided to outsource. Best decision we’ve ever made. Haven’t looked back since.
Pre-outsourcing, Little Johnny would ask us uncomfortable questions every breakfast: Why does Grandpa talk so funny? What does ‘sodomy’ mean? How come the kids at school say that Jews don’t go to heaven? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My call to 911</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/10/23/my-call-to-911/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/10/23/my-call-to-911/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inauspicious]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://atomisk.com/?p=188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Shot in the stomach, I dialed 911. The pain was incredible. There was a spectacular amount of blood.
The 911 dispatcher put me on hold, and there was Muzak. I didn&#8217;t know that 911 could put you on hold, but they did. The Muzak was a smooth jazz version of &#8220;Rock and Roll All Nite&#8221; by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Imagination Cometh</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/09/30/the-imagination-cometh/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/09/30/the-imagination-cometh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

Once, when I was still a cub, not more than four months old, my father took me to the edge of our pride’s territory, marked by his rank, generously administered urine, and said, “One day, son, you will be King of the Jungle.”

Even then, in my impressionable infancy, I could sense that my father was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Regret Not Telling My Late Wife, Celeste</title>
		<link>http://atomisk.com/2008/09/18/things-i-regret-not-telling-my-late-wife-celeste/</link>
		<comments>http://atomisk.com/2008/09/18/things-i-regret-not-telling-my-late-wife-celeste/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inauspicious]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://atomisk.com/?p=141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Even if I averaged, per night, 7.2 dreams, and dreamed for a thousand years, I would never dream up someone as magical and wonderful as you.    
2. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
3. Sorry about last night with Heather.
4. You are the reason I weld ultrafine-grained steel.
5. How do you configure the [...]]]></description>
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