the Jean Marie + Devin Smith
A set of remixes designed to blow your subwoofers into 2012.
100% FREE OF CHARGE from the good people at HONOR ROLL MUSIC.

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the FANCY-PANTS MOOD-SETTING PHEREMONE GENERATOR

ADVANTAGES:

• Includes handy “presets” (which take a little time to load) by pressing the number keys
• Operates in both the Octave and Harmonic series. (click the button labeled “OCT” or “HAR”)
• 8-voice polyphony, with extra-fancy alpha channel “voice status” indicators
• two words, baby: AMP ENVELOPES…..
• Also includes a “bonus” frequency that has something to do with the speed the program runs at… makes everything sound “sparkly“

Hey!  So, question for the general populace about Watchmen.  Pay close attention to the song that plays over the closing credits, right after the movie ends… Is that an mp3?!?!?!  Most obvious with the cymbals, as it goes with mp3 compression.  But really… for a hundred-bazillion dollar mega-budget movie, could they really have used a (badly) lossy-compressed file for *any* of the music in the movie, let alone the song that plays over the closing credits?!?

Somebody back me up here!

Unrelatedly, probably the most actively terrible score of any movie i’ve seen in the last decade.  And the licenced music (aside from the stuff that was referenced in the book, which is fair) was similarly awful…  Yorks!

BY POPULAR-ish DEMAND:

the HOT POTATOES! HARMONIC SYNTHESIZER for GIRLS ONLY

This synthesizer works entirely with the Harmonic Series, allowing for extremely low fundamentals and extremely high partials. Also included is a new ARPEGGIATOR, revamped detuning system, informational readout to help be more exacting and dorky, and – of course – drift sliders for most sections of the synth.

PRESENTING THE IRON GOOSE

Aliens inbetweenI found this video ! Hilarious!
 

I think it’s time that we, here at the Atomisk corporate headquarters start giving back to the community.  I’ve felt somewhat guilty taking all that money the gov’t gave us as part of the bank bailout.  (Thanks, taxpayers!) The solid gold toilet seats (those things weigh a tonne) and fabregé eggs just don’t give me the same spring in my step after mocking working class people as they used to.  I feel as though something is missing in my life.

Which is why today, I’m spearheading a new section of the site for us all to contribute to:

ATOMISK TUTORIALS

We’re smart people who know things that dumb people don’t know.  So let’s teach those dumb people our smart things.  I’ll start.

CHAPTER 1: HOW TO MAKE A BANGING TECHNO CLUB HIT

Making a banging techno club hit is not as difficult as you may think at first.  There are really only two steps.

1. Draw these envelopes:
   
2. Side-chain them to the kick drum:
   

That’s it!  You’re done!  You now have a banging techno club hit!  Good job!

(Benevolent Hart, please make a tutorial category)

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