About 10 months ago, I did the opening score to an ESPN HD fishing show, Big Game Fishing the World with Captain Norm Issacs.

Here is that opening segment.

burning trash cans!  always sensible.

INITIAL CRIME SCENE REPORT:

Detective Hart, lead investigator:
Date: Saturday 08/02/08
Weather: Balmy, warm, temp at 88 F
Arrived on scene at 0915
Location: Douglas Road Metrorail Station, bike racks just outside of station.  Roughly twenty paces NW of N entrance to station
Situated: SW 37th ave at US 1, NW corner
Summons: No summons, crime discovered during normal route of travel (involving bicycle)
Witnesses: No eyewitness known.

Victims: Early 1980’s Rallye mountain bike (10 speed), fading white (front) to silver (back), with “rad” 80’s graphics in between.

Evidence collected: Remains of shoddy bike lock (photo attached), cut with some sort of bolt-cutting device.  Sent to laboratory for ballistics testing, fingerprinting.  Lock carelessly left at crime scene by hubristic criminal.

Information about this crime?  Contact ATOMISK CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION dept. at this web address with tips.  All information provided is kept strictly confidential.