Now with 100% fewer animated GIFs!
or, “holy balls, mister lawyer, i need a cochlear implant for my mesothelioma!” ASBESTOS!!! LUNG CANCER!!!!!! HYDROXYCUT LIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also it is snowing. it is probably a canadian conspiracy.
The television programme Royal Pains on the USA Network, will have a song of mine on during the BIG CLUB MONTAGE in this week’s episode on Thursday August 13 at 10pm. BONUS: The Royal Pains website has a flash game… Continue Reading
i put some ads on the side of the page, half because i was curious about what sorts of ads would show up on this page. So far, disappointing. Also, they pay us. We’ll see how it goes. I need… Continue Reading
4th Anniversary. Free wine.
I found out today that I don’t have enough money in the bank to pay my rent. Faced with the option of doing something about it or doing something else, this is what I did: Police Assassin – I’m Fuckin’… Continue Reading
Preface: My Qualifications Before I get started, I’d like to introduce this post with a disclaimer that I don’t know my urethra from my rectum when it comes to international markets and monetary funds. But while I don’t know all… Continue Reading
In case you hadn’t already heard, Sweat Records was busted into last night. Many things were thieved. They’re accepting donations via PayPal. As the czar of the Atomisk Department of Philanthropy, I have set an example by donating money. You… Continue Reading