RIP donk dj :(:(:(:(

http://www.donkdj.com/

And I’m professional.

Plus a bonus map.

Ultra Music Festival UMF Radio Guest DJ Set Jan 2011 by Panic Bomber

305′s classiest dames. And naturally, there’s now a donk remix.

*EXTRA EXTRA* Stop the presses. This just in. There’s a new definition to the Oxford English Dictionary‘s 2010 Word of the Year, DONK. Apparently this totally fly whip hath been DONKED:

Due to popular demand and in celebration of tomorrow’s release date, here’s the donk version of the Discipline EP.

1. Panic Bomber – Discipline (DONK REMIX)
2. Panic Bomber – Can’t Sleep (DONK REMIX)
3. Panic Bomber – Perfection and Grace (DONK REMIX)

In other news, the first SXSW appearance of an Atomisk artist is on Wednesday. I’ll be playing with Make the Girl Dance from France who are known for their music video of naked girls. I’ll be playing with them again, on Wednesday March 24th in Miami along with Designer Drugs.

Cover art by Ames, video by our friends Morphologic.

‘Discipline’ | PANIC BOMBER from MORPHOLOGIC on Vimeo.

Coming out March 16th on a competing (real) label.

Excerpts from a recent email correspondence involving Pancreas Buster.

She:

I have booked [unimpressive, marginally successful indie band whom I'd never heard of before] and am looking for an opening band. I have a lot of inquiries coming in since this is such a great opportunity for any band. Aside from sharing the bill with a band of their stature,  they will  be included in all the promotional materials and will be exposing themselves to a massive international crowd. The exposure is tremendous.

With that said, if I were to book a local band I will need someone that is willing to provide equipment and backline. Since this performance is at an art fair and not a music venue, we will be building out the stage. The outdoor area fits about 2000ppl, thats not including the 16,000 sq ft space we have inside.

Me:

I can tell you right now that ANY band you get will not be able to provide a sound system big enough for a venue of that size.  You will need to hire a professional sound crew in order to provide adequate sound.  I can recommend a few different local companies.

With respect to booking myself, I have very minimal technical requirements.  Please consult my rider attached to this email as a PDF.  I am not a typical “band,” and as such I am very easy to accommodate.

While flexible, I typically charge around [reasonable amount] for myself as a solo act or [even more reasonable amount] for myself plus horn section.

She:

Being given the opportunity to perform on this bill is ample compensation. Thank you for your interest and the best of luck to you.