Created by an old friend of mine.

Sarah Palin is a witch.

Alert readers will also discover the secret of the Chinese allegedly inventing fireworks.

I made a flash viewer for super-blown-up jpegs taken from my Hello Kitty camera and my new underwater digital camera. You might find yourself in a few. Also, they might take forever to load.

-Ames-

True Story.

You’ve all seen the new batman, I’m sure?  With its lovely score by James Newton Howard and Hans Zimmer (and one guy who did “additional music,” one “scoring coordinator,” one “score production coordinator,” two “technical scoring engineers,” and a whopping eight [!] orchestrators)?

Anyway.  So you know how there’s all those times where a handful of violins sit on a single note for a while?  You know, for tension and what not? (for the uninitiated, a bad example **HERE**.)  Well, the entire movie whenever this happened I couldn’t help but think of the very beginning of an album I recorded in 2006 - the track-in-question of which you can find **HERE**.

Funny, the similarities!  And before you go thinking I’m making ridiculous accusations, I’m actually just pointing out massively blatant copyright infringement.  I’ll expect my check in the mail.

Yesterday while I was waiting for the metrorail train to come, these two guys next to me started arguing, and eventually got into a pretty rowdy fistfight.  The train came, and conveniently there were three metrorail security guards on the car by us… I mentioned to them that these guys were sort of in a fight, to which I got the reply - “Not my problem.” (They peek over at the two fighting guys-) “Knock him out, buddy!” proceeded by more heckling and encouragement.

Also recently on the metro, I saw probably the fattest man I have ever seen, and I overheard two pretty un-hip middle aged men discussing the prospects of meeting “wild women” at an upcoming Good Charlotte concert.  It was decided that said “wild women” would be in attendance.

I love public transit.

On February twenty second, 1980, in the town of Lake Placid, New York, coach Herb Brooks lead a rag tag US hockey team to a surprise olympic upset victory against the favored USSR in which they went on to win the prized gold medal. Although the Vatican, bending to Communist pressure, refused to recognize it, this event became known as the “Miracle On Ice.”

Fast forward Twenty eight years later, in Miami, a heated rivalry in a weekly kickball match turns grizzly as the Midto wn Marauders are close suffering defeat from the Coral Gables Coroners. With only half-an-inning remaining, coach Brooks appears from the ether to deliver the Marauders a final speech of advice. This is what he said… (mp3)

for bad art go to churchills tonight

airship rocketship, sir majesty, raffa and rainer, rachel goodrich, jesse jackson and CURRY

you know, churchills time.  lung cancer away!!

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i be cuttin’ down vegetarians like iraqis