Created by an old friend of mine.

Sarah Palin is a witch.

Alert readers will also discover the secret of the Chinese allegedly inventing fireworks.

Fantastic Pomegranates presents the club banger anthem of the summer, “Fertilizing Invaders”!!1!

Fertilizing Pomegranates.mp3

burning trash cans!  always sensible.

INITIAL CRIME SCENE REPORT:

Detective Hart, lead investigator:
Date: Saturday 08/02/08
Weather: Balmy, warm, temp at 88 F
Arrived on scene at 0915
Location: Douglas Road Metrorail Station, bike racks just outside of station.  Roughly twenty paces NW of N entrance to station
Situated: SW 37th ave at US 1, NW corner
Summons: No summons, crime discovered during normal route of travel (involving bicycle)
Witnesses: No eyewitness known.

Victims: Early 1980’s Rallye mountain bike (10 speed), fading white (front) to silver (back), with “rad” 80’s graphics in between.

Evidence collected: Remains of shoddy bike lock (photo attached), cut with some sort of bolt-cutting device.  Sent to laboratory for ballistics testing, fingerprinting.  Lock carelessly left at crime scene by hubristic criminal.

Information about this crime?  Contact ATOMISK CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION dept. at this web address with tips.  All information provided is kept strictly confidential.

The Goth department is taking things VERY SERIOUSLY.

Additionally, Microsoft is employing Goths!!!

… is my new favorite night club …

Here’s a new-fangled MP3 tape mix thing.  It’s a few of my favourite songs to listen to.  Now you can listen to them, too!

stopclips.muxtape.com