Archive for the 'gambling' Category
Snow Enchantress Queen Witch of the North
Saturday, August 30th, 2008Created by an old friend of mine.
Alert readers will also discover the secret of the Chinese allegedly inventing fireworks.
Fantastically Fertilizing Pomegranates
Friday, August 15th, 2008Fantastic Pomegranates presents the club banger anthem of the summer, “Fertilizing Invaders”!!1!
more fun miami transit
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008thievery!!
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008INITIAL CRIME SCENE REPORT:
Detective Hart, lead investigator:
Date: Saturday 08/02/08
Weather: Balmy, warm, temp at 88 F
Arrived on scene at 0915
Location: Douglas Road Metrorail Station, bike racks just outside of station. Roughly twenty paces NW of N entrance to station
Situated: SW 37th ave at US 1, NW corner
Summons: No summons, crime discovered during normal route of travel (involving bicycle)
Witnesses: No eyewitness known.
Victims: Early 1980’s Rallye mountain bike (10 speed), fading white (front) to silver (back), with “rad” 80’s graphics in between.
Evidence collected: Remains of shoddy bike lock (photo attached), cut with some sort of bolt-cutting device. Sent to laboratory for ballistics testing, fingerprinting. Lock carelessly left at crime scene by hubristic criminal.
Information about this crime? Contact ATOMISK CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION dept. at this web address with tips. All information provided is kept strictly confidential.
Atomisk Goth Dept.
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008Dania Jai Alai
Friday, July 25th, 2008Easy Listening
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008Here’s a new-fangled MP3 tape mix thing. It’s a few of my favourite songs to listen to. Now you can listen to them, too!








