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miami public transit

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Yesterday while I was waiting for the metrorail train to come, these two guys next to me started arguing, and eventually got into a pretty rowdy fistfight.  The train came, and conveniently there were three metrorail security guards on the car by us… I mentioned to them that these guys were sort of in a fight, to which I got the reply - “Not my problem.” (They peek over at the two fighting guys-) “Knock him out, buddy!” proceeded by more heckling and encouragement.

Also recently on the metro, I saw probably the fattest man I have ever seen, and I overheard two pretty un-hip middle aged men discussing the prospects of meeting “wild women” at an upcoming Good Charlotte concert.  It was decided that said “wild women” would be in attendance.

I love public transit.

Easy Listening

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Here’s a new-fangled MP3 tape mix thing.  It’s a few of my favourite songs to listen to.  Now you can listen to them, too!

stopclips.muxtape.com

Rockets’ Red Glare: FREEDOM EDITION

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Fourth of July.

America.

Freedom.

Sometimes you’ve gotta grab that bald eagle by the horns, grab it down, look it straight in the eye, and declare, “I AM AN AMERICAN, DAMN IT!  AND I DESERVE THE BEST.  I DESERVE IT ALL!”

Rockets’ Red Glare: Freedom Edition (mp3)

THESE COLORS DON\'T RUN