New Miracle Cat EP:

left: one of the russia suicide bombers (from nytimes).  right: notorious b.i.g.

really, though, she looks like that kid that played biggie in the chris cunningham music video…

If I were a terrorist, particularly one that wanted to piss off all the judeo-christian nations, I would go straight for human cloning.  Think about it – great publicity, technology is there, no killing necessary but you’d piss off the average person even more… and cloning is totally cool!  You’d have two of the same people!  What single thing is universally considered so morally reprehensible??  Everybody from Obama to Chavez would be pissed.  I bet it’s easier to clone somebody than build a nuke, anyway… and think of the ramifications of having a clone of some terrorist leader.  Bad-ass.  Plus if you could come up with some great new invention made possible by research done on human clones, you could dangle it out there but nobody would ever want to use it cause it came from terrorist human clones.

I think this is a great idea, anyway.

REPENT!

i put some ads on the side of the page, half because i was curious about what sorts of ads would show up on this page.  So far, disappointing.  Also, they pay us.  We’ll see how it goes.

I need a lawyer?  Or maybe I need to know where to find sure-fire investment advice?  It’s also possible that i just need a good, cheap car mechanic.

PRESENTING THE IRON GOOSE

http://www.petitiononline.com/NukeNuke/petition.html

is TONIGHT at the upper east side garden at 9 pm.  Join PBS’ Captain SpeedLehrer for a poorly moderated debate between possibly imaginary participants with no aspirations of any sort of public office.

But, there’s free alcohol, and it only costs $5 for as much of it as you want!  Also i think there is mini golf?