Created by an old friend of mine.

Sarah Palin is a witch.

Alert readers will also discover the secret of the Chinese allegedly inventing fireworks.

#2. Have good taste in clothing: Be modest in clothing and avoid clothing of bad taste. Extremely low necklines, too short skirts, belly-bearing tops and revealing clothing can make a girl look like she does not respect her body and herself. Shirts with inappropriate sayings, logos or sexual innuendos can make a girl look like she’s desperate for attention. Classy ladies are not desperate for attention.

#6. Behave. It’s fun to be in a party and dance a lot, but that’s not always classy behavior. If you’re at a party, the classy behavior is to socialize, but speak calmly, not monopolizing all the attention. Keep drinking minimal and in your tolerance level. Drunk ladies are not classy ladies.

#9. Smile. Classy people are friendly people, those who always brighten their faces with a smile. It’s an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

To view all the steps to be a classy lady:  How to Be a Classy Girl

Or for the gentlemen in the crowd:  How to Be Classy

Fantastic Pomegranates presents the club banger anthem of the summer, “Fertilizing Invaders”!!1!

Fertilizing Pomegranates.mp3

Or does it “smack” of difference?

Light rays too must follow geodesics in space-time. Again, the fact that space is curved means that light no longer appears to travel in straight lines in space. So general relativity predicts that light should be bent by gravitational fields. For example, the theory predicts that the light cones of points near the sun would be slightly bent inward, on account of the mass of the sun. This means that light from a distant star that happened to pass near the sun would be deflected through a small angle, causing the star to appear in a different position to an observer on the earth (Fig. 2.9). Of course, if the light from the star always passed close to the sun, we would not be able to tell whether the light was being deflected or if instead the star was really where we see it. However, as the earth orbits around the sun, different stars appear to pass behind the sun and have their light deflected. They therefore change their apparent position relative to other stars.

- Stephen Hawking, 1988, A Brief History of Time

Stephen Hawking wrote about time and distance. This song is also about time and distance.

It’s called The Far Away Song.

(Fig. 2.9)

P.S.
I’m now using the name Fantastic Invader for some music.

This is the second Fantastic Invader song.

Ugh.  Drank champagne and box wine layered with beer last night.  Head pounding this morning.

Fantastic Invader - Saturday Morning Wank (mp3)

Generative Artwork made possible by ARSS.

On February twenty second, 1980, in the town of Lake Placid, New York, coach Herb Brooks lead a rag tag US hockey team to a surprise olympic upset victory against the favored USSR in which they went on to win the prized gold medal. Although the Vatican, bending to Communist pressure, refused to recognize it, this event became known as the “Miracle On Ice.”

Fast forward Twenty eight years later, in Miami, a heated rivalry in a weekly kickball match turns grizzly as the Midto wn Marauders are close suffering defeat from the Coral Gables Coroners. With only half-an-inning remaining, coach Brooks appears from the ether to deliver the Marauders a final speech of advice. This is what he said… (mp3)

i be cuttin’ down vegetarians like iraqis

Fourth of July.

America.

Freedom.

Sometimes you’ve gotta grab that bald eagle by the horns, grab it down, look it straight in the eye, and declare, “I AM AN AMERICAN, DAMN IT!  AND I DESERVE THE BEST.  I DESERVE IT ALL!”

Rockets’ Red Glare: Freedom Edition (mp3)

I am currently working on a “covers” album with no working album title.

Hits included will reflect the values of Devin S., Kool Keith, Kid Ill, Scott Walker, and much much much much much many mo’. The album is not almost finished. So hold on.

Other projects that have begun and not yet been completed include:

THE ATOMISK RECORDS ELTON JO(H)N COMPILATION TRIPLE TRIBUTE

the ‘ol TFPP stuff (secret project with utilized public accesses)

The awful Ulch and His torture balloons record.

The naked face CD (will never be finished)

Ixtli Sexion III (no reason this shouldn’t be finished)

1erFF0000eidolon (a continued project)

the divention album (will never be finished, but a bastard might get thrown up on some occasion.)

The Power Hour DVD (please…..call me back, Max Winston)

and so much more.

I am teaching at Ultra#2 in Thousand Oaks this summer. I have not yet seen an oak tree here. I am training youths on such programs as Multimedia Fusion 2, and Adobe Everything, etc. etc. These unripened humans learn the dull art of Video Game Creation and Web Design. What up!!! I been 2 like a thousand-hundro high-classed parTAYZZZ that require blang and limos. U don’t never afford them shitz, you don’t have enough money for them. My dog Heidi (a supple old golden retriver) will most likely receive the ‘ol “put down” later this week. Slip me a spill thrill for her if you dare (just do it anywhere).

I am dating a sweet young one named S.D.W. She can be found live at the show this thursday in Silverlake. I heard Beck’s new CD is Cool. I heard Otto Von Shirach’s CD is Cool. ZACH HILL is coming out with a new album soon. Zach hill is lucky because he is the fastest drummer in the world and he is also “craze”. Wake (matt hettich) is having an album in the fall entitled “the future of girlfriends”. Catalog records is gearing up to release their 3rd compilation this year. I hope that they include RCL destroyer’s track, but we’ll see if they do or not……..let’s see what here?

For all the for being awesome, I don’t feel like they are that they because the .int. of their .ric. systems is a lot. Also, If you’ve listened to Horatiu Radelescu and were bored, listen again.

Scott Walker does a duet with Billy Ocean (”get out of my dreams, and into my car) on the CD “Climate of Hunter”

I’ve got some ideas for “suprises” that will unfortunately only be valuable to those with PCs

More to come.