About 10 months ago, I did the opening score to an ESPN HD fishing show, Big Game Fishing the World with Captain Norm Issacs.

Here is that opening segment.

Atomisk RPM presents

Panic Bomber presents

Miami Stunnaz!!!!

The Book The Movie The Game The Song

Created by an old friend of mine.

Sarah Palin is a witch.

Alert readers will also discover the secret of the Chinese allegedly inventing fireworks.

#2. Have good taste in clothing: Be modest in clothing and avoid clothing of bad taste. Extremely low necklines, too short skirts, belly-bearing tops and revealing clothing can make a girl look like she does not respect her body and herself. Shirts with inappropriate sayings, logos or sexual innuendos can make a girl look like she’s desperate for attention. Classy ladies are not desperate for attention.

#6. Behave. It’s fun to be in a party and dance a lot, but that’s not always classy behavior. If you’re at a party, the classy behavior is to socialize, but speak calmly, not monopolizing all the attention. Keep drinking minimal and in your tolerance level. Drunk ladies are not classy ladies.

#9. Smile. Classy people are friendly people, those who always brighten their faces with a smile. It’s an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

To view all the steps to be a classy lady:  How to Be a Classy Girl

Or for the gentlemen in the crowd:  How to Be Classy

Fantastic Pomegranates presents the club banger anthem of the summer, “Fertilizing Invaders”!!1!

Fertilizing Pomegranates.mp3

Or does it “smack” of difference?

Light rays too must follow geodesics in space-time. Again, the fact that space is curved means that light no longer appears to travel in straight lines in space. So general relativity predicts that light should be bent by gravitational fields. For example, the theory predicts that the light cones of points near the sun would be slightly bent inward, on account of the mass of the sun. This means that light from a distant star that happened to pass near the sun would be deflected through a small angle, causing the star to appear in a different position to an observer on the earth (Fig. 2.9). Of course, if the light from the star always passed close to the sun, we would not be able to tell whether the light was being deflected or if instead the star was really where we see it. However, as the earth orbits around the sun, different stars appear to pass behind the sun and have their light deflected. They therefore change their apparent position relative to other stars.

- Stephen Hawking, 1988, A Brief History of Time

Stephen Hawking wrote about time and distance. This song is also about time and distance.

It’s called The Far Away Song.

(Fig. 2.9)

P.S.
I’m now using the name Fantastic Invader for some music.

This is the second Fantastic Invader song.

Ugh.  Drank champagne and box wine layered with beer last night.  Head pounding this morning.

Fantastic Invader - Saturday Morning Wank (mp3)

Generative Artwork made possible by ARSS.

On February twenty second, 1980, in the town of Lake Placid, New York, coach Herb Brooks lead a rag tag US hockey team to a surprise olympic upset victory against the favored USSR in which they went on to win the prized gold medal. Although the Vatican, bending to Communist pressure, refused to recognize it, this event became known as the “Miracle On Ice.”

Fast forward Twenty eight years later, in Miami, a heated rivalry in a weekly kickball match turns grizzly as the Midto wn Marauders are close suffering defeat from the Coral Gables Coroners. With only half-an-inning remaining, coach Brooks appears from the ether to deliver the Marauders a final speech of advice. This is what he said… (mp3)

i be cuttin’ down vegetarians like iraqis