I made a flash viewer for super-blown-up jpegs taken from my Hello Kitty camera and my new underwater digital camera. You might find yourself in a few. Also, they might take forever to load.

-Ames-

#2. Have good taste in clothing: Be modest in clothing and avoid clothing of bad taste. Extremely low necklines, too short skirts, belly-bearing tops and revealing clothing can make a girl look like she does not respect her body and herself. Shirts with inappropriate sayings, logos or sexual innuendos can make a girl look like she’s desperate for attention. Classy ladies are not desperate for attention.

#6. Behave. It’s fun to be in a party and dance a lot, but that’s not always classy behavior. If you’re at a party, the classy behavior is to socialize, but speak calmly, not monopolizing all the attention. Keep drinking minimal and in your tolerance level. Drunk ladies are not classy ladies.

#9. Smile. Classy people are friendly people, those who always brighten their faces with a smile. It’s an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

To view all the steps to be a classy lady:  How to Be a Classy Girl

Or for the gentlemen in the crowd:  How to Be Classy

Fantastic Pomegranates presents the club banger anthem of the summer, “Fertilizing Invaders”!!1!

Fertilizing Pomegranates.mp3

In a bit of serious news, the imposing drummer of Airship Rocketship, Mr. Richard Hargett, was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor.  He is in very good spirits and the outlook is positive.  Chemotherapy and radiation treatments begin soon.  He gave me some fun pictures to pass along to the interwebs - here are a couple!

this is his shunt - it’s a little tube that draws fluid from his brain into his stomach.  impressive!!

i think the tumor is right there in the middle.

anyway, please wish Richard well.  He’s been a real trooper about all of this, and it’s all been going well so far.  We’ve made an awful lot of tumor jokes.  His drumming this week was impressive - it sounded better than the rest of us, and we don’t have cancer.  It was good to hear him hitting things again.

Think positive!  Come see us on Friday at Vagabond.

This will work for windows only.  So go borrow a Dell for a minutes. Also you will have to download the Vitalize plugin in order for this Shugger to work.  The plugin will automatically ask to be downloaded in IE, if you are using firefox then you must download it from “http://www.clickteam.com/vitalize4/download.html“  if you have Safari, then it’s too bad because that’s too bad.

THE QUEST FOR GUNS IN LOS ANGELES

Or does it “smack” of difference?

Light rays too must follow geodesics in space-time. Again, the fact that space is curved means that light no longer appears to travel in straight lines in space. So general relativity predicts that light should be bent by gravitational fields. For example, the theory predicts that the light cones of points near the sun would be slightly bent inward, on account of the mass of the sun. This means that light from a distant star that happened to pass near the sun would be deflected through a small angle, causing the star to appear in a different position to an observer on the earth (Fig. 2.9). Of course, if the light from the star always passed close to the sun, we would not be able to tell whether the light was being deflected or if instead the star was really where we see it. However, as the earth orbits around the sun, different stars appear to pass behind the sun and have their light deflected. They therefore change their apparent position relative to other stars.

- Stephen Hawking, 1988, A Brief History of Time

Stephen Hawking wrote about time and distance. This song is also about time and distance.

It’s called The Far Away Song.

(Fig. 2.9)

P.S.
I’m now using the name Fantastic Invader for some music.

This is the second Fantastic Invader song.

Click here to listen and download Chris Tart’s new Full length album “Cavities in Candyland”!!!   A king amongst kings, Chris Tart is the only person I’ve ever known who can do it this well

burning trash cans!  always sensible.