Cover art by Ames, video by our friends Morphologic.

‘Discipline’ | PANIC BOMBER from MORPHOLOGIC on Vimeo.

Coming out March 16th on a competing (real) label.

Now maybe I’m just overreacting about something everyone already knows about.  Maybe not.  I don’t know.  I was just casually watching Foreigner videos on youtube.  ( you know, how we all do that….sometimes…{ everyone does this occasionally })  Anywho….. this video suprised me.  It was far more subtle than anything I had ever seen from 1982.   Maybe I’m sleeping with the cavesmen, but I don’t think so.  I’ve not seen many in my day…..  not too many…. but this…..I am certain that this…….. this is a REAL BOOB

blah blah blah, i haven’t posted in forever.  Here is some Music!

This one is Accessible – HEARD IT ON THE RADIO

This one is somewhat Less than Accessible – 700 CLUB

Is there a 7.1 surround mix of 700 club?  Oh yes there is!!  Terrifying!!!  This one is stereo but i will send if you wants

Rainer and Joe, if you will come to MTL i will write guitar and bass parts for 700 club, i am serious.

Also, i checked our stats today for the hell of it and most of our traffic (by a long shot) is people searching for Jewel and finding that post with the jewel picture.  Woo ATOMISK CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOG

It was dark morning.  The heavy clouds prevented the distinctive line between night and day to lighten the moods of the performers.  The beer tank had not been refilled and no one seemed to care.  I don’t know how some of these poor fuckers can play, much less win, a battle of the bands when the beer tank is empty.  Right from that moment, I know it was just going to be a fucking ridiculous day.   I was not worried however, as I am Saint Bruno, and these are the stories of my life.

I was checking through the garbage pail for money, when I heard McDonald’s and The Doctor viciously fighting about something a few pews over.  I abanded my worthless scrounge through the rubbish, and I went and scooted into the pew with them to see what they were gaggling about.  The Doctor was reading aloud from some bullshit tabloid he found in his office earier, and McDonald’s was just honestly laughing after every fucking single word he said.  I started trying to be laughing at the same time as McDonald’s.  I tried to match his exact pitch and volume.  I tried to become the cynical dishonestly laughing version of him.   The lying little sister that can’t fucking do anything right.  Of course he didn’t notice.  The doctor Didn’t notice either.  What a bunch of shit-mouthed clit-dicks they were.

I got up, and went back to the garbage can.  Then….. all of the suddenly….I noticed that someone had 27 flaming cups of beer in their arms as they drove past me.  SOMEONE MUST OF REFILLED THE BEER TANK!!!  I abandoned all hope of everything and darted towards the beer tank with the delicate wanting eyes of Frodo Baggins.

To Be Continued……..

So, due to some bizarre circumstances involving “The Situation”, there has been an unusual amount of Interest in Airship Rocketship over the past few days. Yesterday, The Top Brass at Honor Roll gave me the official greenlight to post the AVARICE EP online for everyone to download for free and enjoy as they see fit. There’s even an Apple Lossless encode for quality-sticklers. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

Meshugga Chic

As Ellie was discovering the true horror of being the condom in Tyrannosaurs/Velociraptor sex game, Grant emerged from the broken fossil remnants and preceded to teabag the dead raptor next to him.

The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association

No one can adequetly explain 666.

Extra thanks special goes to New Amsterdam Gin without the help of this product company our song would have been much more “differenter”

Performers:  Waker, Daniel Daniel Pinecones, Dom-Dom, Sand-Sand, Elleroystons, and of course, Champer-Damper

Lyrics – see here