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You’re not looking in the right places.
Most used band names on Bandcamp: 1. Atlas (59 bands!) 2. Apollo 3. Bloom 4. Nomad 5. Paradox 6. Moon 7. Haze 8. Zero 9. Ghost 10. Indigo
— bandcamp (@Bandcamp) June 9, 2015
Looking for something on the internet today can be so fucking frustrating!! It’s literally like searching for a needle in a haystack. Fortunately, there is a better solution than looking at each web url on the internet one after the other. The google.com search engine can easily help you find exactly what you are looking for!!
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Next time you’re struggling with the internet, just remember google.com is always available ~24 hours a day, ~7 days a week, ~365 days a year.
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You view yourself as exceptional, and that’s fine. I get it, right? Who DOESN’T want an alpha romeo and a sweet little somethin’ somethin’ waiting around back at the trampoline gym? Who DOESN’T want to be “that guy”, showing up to student teach in an eyebrow-raising high-waisted leopard print romper? We share the transcendental sameness of all creatures who experience fear; who slake their lust amongst the silent and snow-covered stands of fresh Dakotan Pine. We are the same, you and I.
Elsewhere, these issues have been turned over and over, like a skipping stone before the final toss. The numbers don’t lie. The recommendation algorithms recommended a follow-up story which had the completely opposite opinion of the one I just read – this is the first step. The computers are beginning to engage in these philosophical soirees; Bill Paxton’s run is as good as over.
Several packs of fluffy, specifically-bred dogs give you a look like they want you to reconsider. You know this look well – you’ve seen it many times before, in the glistening eyes of hundreds of such packs of fluffy, specifically-bred dogs. It never works – but the sting is no less intense every time.
I am sitting alone, eating a bag of ruffled potatoe chips.
With this product, you may find yourself asking, “Off the dome?” or “Off the dooooome….”. Notice the author has not been paid by the word. Trust me. Trust yourself.
- Sturdy, like a fine Appaloosa in its’ prime
- Occasionally makes very questionable financial decisions
- Risk-averse personal combat strategy
- Duck-like genitalia
- Is a perpetual candidate – “always a bridesmaid” ~ amirite, ladies?
- These scented candles you comped me for the Bridal Suite are not gluten-free.
- It’s expensive. It’s f—–g expensive.
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