I will remember you

“Charly…. where is this going?”

Jane woozily swivels her head to the side; expression impossible to read, eyes obscured under enormous fake-Prada sunglasses. The thick Georgia heat slowly melts the ice in their long island highballs.

A beat.

“Does it have to go anywhere?”

They are deep into the afternoon. These summer days stretch out forever, dusk lingers until 9. Neither really has anything to say.

 

..in the event of an internet landing, however unlikely, IP Addresses will drop from the overhead bins. Please secure the your own ethernet and wireless before helping others.

Are the particular cliche that you mod high life accusal Terry Richardson Google ad squid? 3 full wolf moons official autechre site comes out publicly as non-cupid per each skateboard brunch dolor. Food truck hella quinoa nestle labor issues were modified for the news and a goold old brunch. A mere temporary stunt to align to put a @#$%-eating bird on it….one of those squid-like single-origin coffee nutella jokers. The kind that assumes all men sign NDA agreements at the first shore-ditch et. Nihilism font type Helvetica, craft beer AND Wes Anderson credit where credit is due. The Sapient EA Sports Games President was a Dad vegan exception: A gross butcher in the Vice limo stretching across the terrible sky. Sticky Daddy Long Leggings occasionally cattens purr strong for farm-to-table raw denim aesthetic synth beer. You never heard of them. You probably haven’t heard of them. That is the rough gamut of my thickened accusations, and why must labor be SOOOOOOO sustainable for VHS? the problem is that in the end of the movie the terminator always dies.

Question: “Who is the worst twitter artist of all time?”

Q:What if my indian food tastes like ghost meat?
A:It might be possible that your indian food was not prepared in a sanitary environment.

Q:If my server is wearing a mask, how do I determine his or her gender?
A:Usually the servers in restaurants of any variety do not wear masks. This (wearing masks) is not a common problem. However, if you happen to find yourself in this scenario, you could ask your server to remove his or her mask or simply ask him/her for the gender type. If the server refuses to remove his or her mask, you may try asking the manager of the indian food restaurant or you could check for other characteristics that may identify gender (clothes, hairstyle, etc.).

Q:What kind of attire is expected to worn when visiting an indian food restaurant?
A:Usually a full clothing set is required for each individual. This would normally include footwear, pants+shirt or dress (or other 1-piece) and any accessories or undergarments as needed.

Q:Thanks for the help! I think I’m all ready to go to the indian food restaurant now.
A:I’m sorry, that doesn’t sound like a question. Can you please rephrase?

Q: Who retwote these lyrics in 2015?”. . . the most deadly and dangerous spot in the United States. It is a pit of horrors–the haunt of all that is grim and ghoulish. Such animal and revile life as infests this pest-hole is of ghastly shape, rancorous nature and diabolically ugly. It breeds only noxious and venomous things. Its dead do not decompose, but are baked, blistered and embalmed by the scorching heat through countless ages. It is surely the nearest to a little hell upon earth that the whole wicked world can produce.”
A: uhhh….

Please Help

Take the following steps

Please imagine Stephen King holding an Ewok in a vicious headlock… giving the Ewok an tremendous noogie

There are several other ‘Stephen Kings’ and ‘Ewoks’ standing around and watching and laughing.

in a moment of fury, the Ewok bites the Stephen King’s hand

….and then Stephen King cries out and slowly transforms into an Ewok

the new Ewok hi fives the other ewok that was previously getting a noogie in shock and fear

the remainder of the STephen Kings waddle off to compose a new horror novel by themselves

6 mo later, it is #1 on the new york bestseller list

9 mo later, the novel gives birth to a beautiful baby

12 mo later, the novel expires

a frustrated person sits in a bar in new york drinking straight scotch in deep depression that he was unable to finish reading the book before the expiration date

it is raining/snowing outside

slush covers the streets

people are drying the streets off with towels to no avail.

The tattoo reads: “The most deadly and dangerous spot in the United States. It is a pit of horrors–the haunt of all that is grim and ghoulish. Such animal and revile life as infests this pest-hole is of ghastly shape, rancorous nature and diabolically ugly. It breeds only noxious and venomous things. Its dead do not decompose, but are baked, blistered and embalmed by the scorching heat through countless ages. It is surely the nearest to a little hell upon earth that the whole wicked world can produce.”

Top 7 Most Reasons Why Robert De Niro’s Acting Career is Over This Holiday Season

1.) After Scarface (1983), all De Niro’s major film roles were played by stunt doubles.
2.) Oliver Stone came out publicly against the future Robert De Niro at the Cannes film festival in the early 90s. Most other directors have followed his lead (Clive Barker, etc.).
3.) In his own words: “I can do my own stunts, but the acting in these newer films is too tough for an old guy like me”
4.) Does the world really need any more Die Hard films? (seriously…)
5.) During the filming of “Grumpier Old Men 3”, Robert De Niro had a major heart attack, rendering his acting for the remainder of the film utterly useless.

Billy’s Word

facebook page of performance last year its serious to watch and check out in order to get cap twisted backwards which is good for slice of pizza at 2 in the morning ‘famous rays’ or ‘famous original rays’ or ‘pizza disiduosa’ or ‘deciduous forest’ i learn about in third grade or GREENLAND….where its NICE and GREEN!! — which one is your favorite watch the video and eat pizza so I can be a mom to work sometimes my dad

Mr and a-Mrs “Fluffy-bunny” love to dip their heads in the “sloppy gravy”
Whilst F.W. Woolworth IV holds court in the Lampendackle Castle
This is actually a chocolate universe of coded truth-boosters
None of which have any sort of validity —
Except within a gooey moth’s mother maple mustard milk fashion wagon (i.e. DANFORTH)
I have been thinking about what it might be like to be the like doing with the love machine talking with or without the things which are this relationship
Suppose though I could wind in the back of a six-foot stole slap an up-jump cut in rug Medusa; sack-mat, OR, rag-hat “Demmy”
Demmy on the farthest wall reaches for the hungry sun
Lettuce, corn, and green beans outline a sheem for gene (that guy in the movie who married the human toothpick)
Heh, plus seventy five fried-cut potato chips and I never shoulda been-an-actor
Look, it must be nice to drink sheets of barley-wine with the Ice Whores of Mondo-Wondo’s Magic Lantern
Or dine on mammoth serpent from the shores of Mrpillezemp
But me, I prefer homosexual leprechauns on stilts
Cause THIS is what will eventually establish my proposal to have Egyptian phonographic solar whiffle theory in every university in Russia from now until the end of time…..

(i need money)

15 lbs of Clown Meat

“I ran into Gandhi at this wild frat party on the campus of UCLA. He stuck out a moth to flame. He was reppin’ hard with Beyonce’s full visage tattooed in lush colour on his chest. He was wearing a leather jacket unzipped and no shirt underneath. Also, the words “Stephen King’s IT 4 LYFE” tattooed in old english lettering on the front of his neck. In his hand were evangelistic pamhplets that discussed various prophecies for the upcoming fiscal year, still slightly warm from the printer.”

-Stephen Hawking

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