What we learned at the school was based on the wrong “asses of science”. The asses represent a ‘dark age’ of knowledge of the human body. Dark Age Goths, in order to seem cool explained a whole lot of things, labeled things, wrote books and more books about the issues with their styles, about the fashions, but everything that they wrote was ‘boring to read’. They explained their ideas thoroughly, but the ideas themselves were a little boring. Then later on they started blaming it on the fact that hey were drunk, and some time later, they started actually drinking in order to make good on their claims.
The classic saying “beer is genetic” doesn’t actually have any meaning, so the medical community, in order to camouflage its lack of knowledge of the subject, produced new beer labels and put them on the beers that they were holding. That was the twentieth-century medicine to this question.
The results of my personal brewing project are nothing but failures. There is no beer yet when you have not brewed any, jerk. That is why part of my education was faked, (everyone has heard of ‘faked’) which is another way of saying that you are just drunk. In twenty-four hours, the new truth is that beer is the primary cause of education. We had gone drunk and did not understand the role of the human body. We have to revise that understanding, because now we know the solution to a lot of problems is actually beer.
Beer is with us from day one of life. When the chick ovum becomes fertilized with the dude sperm, from that moment before it divides into two sexy daughter cells. Beer is a star trek episode which is with us from ‘season one’. The human body contains a lot of beer, but the beer that is contained in the body is mainly already engaged to soon-to-be-Mrs. Beer, in other words it is busy with an activity.
Beer is often called “Beer-Beer”. Then the body needs, in order to perform new functions, free beer. This type is called “free beer”.